rebellious.romantic.cocky.confident.loud.
Chances are, you won't have met a girl quite like me..
Click and have a gander.
half of the population on here.
Call me offensive and kick up a fuss but in my 4-5 months away I forgot how full of shit the majority of you are.
People that I know and have met are safe by default.
Let the clean-up, commence.
My best friend…. By Evelyn Ketels
“A pink haired problem that gets too drunk too many times
starts fights with grown men because they stare at me funny or don’t know how to hold their lip.
A crazy bird with massive tits and a personality to match.
Knows no shame and walks around naked even if I have guests round.
Someone I videotape when she is sick and someone who thinks it’s fun to crawl into bed with me for a spoon at 6 in the morning just because she feels like it.
An absolute mentalist, a human version of marmite. You love or or hate her. And I do both.
She drives me mental with her reckless abandon lifestyle, untidy ness and headstrong ways. Honestly I could stab her with a leek at times.
But I love her because she will tell me I deserve better than the wankers I go for, will take on anyone who doesn’t treat me the way I should be treated and will hold me when I cry and tell me to man the fuck up, get ready and come for a drink
and you can’t have her…”
In a sentence… I’m a fucking handful and a half ;)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
well I love you more than chocolate spread
:D! Mayte you need to understand this right… I fucking LOVE dippy eggs.
In need of a decent artist to finish off my tattoos
considering mine has fucked off to aberdeenmy face looks weird here
This is arr Evelyn. I love her more than dippy eggs.
(Source: jg00ds, via sneakywaystobehappy)
ADELE VS BRITNEY
rolling in the deep / (you drive me) crazy
oh my jesus this is incredible
HEART ATTACK. I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
I love weird mashups.
(via yourelatefortea)
